I’m hiccuping too much to write. I keep starting and stoping because, well, it’s damn distracting. Make of it what you will. I shall try again soon, but now you know. I have the hiccups.
The only cure for the hiccups that has never failed me (scratch that, failed me once prior to this) is the cowboy on a horse method. This involves holding your breath while you draw the outline of a cowboy (including hat) on his horse, without exhaling until he is finished with one motion. I know this is random, but how do you get rid of the hiccups? It’s all I can think about right now, so help me out here folks.