Search Engine Terms
My stats have been all over the place, so I paid special attention to how people are finding me this week. Some of these search terms really make me wonder. ..
Going slowly – What does this say about me?
slumpscan– This apparently has something to do with video games, but it sounds insulting.
Funny– Am I so funny that I come up like this? This is my generation’s version of having your picture in the dictionary!
dancer who died from joan blos’ scarf– To me, this sounds like Joan Blos strangled someone with a scarf…no wonder they found my blog instead of anything remotely helpful
Turkey drawing– The extent of my artistic skills
tidal sand bars- You can now google my subconscious “happy place”
funny failure pictures– Apparently I’m funny because I’m a failure? Although I do love those FAIL pictures
japanese matchlock pistol– I don’t even know
funny laughing assassin– This book sounds better than The Blind Assassin… Margaret Atwood should take a stab at that one!
cape cod home improvement– I’m clearly an expert in this area. Skip Home Depot. Google me!